Cleverbot,HAHA

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Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Ain.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Yes I am . What yours ?

Cleverbot: I already told you two times.

User: Huh ?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: I dont understand.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I confused you. Shall we talk about something else?
User: It's ok . Yes , but about what ?
Cleverbot: You?
User: Me ?
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: What do you want to know about me ?
Cleverbot: You've got beautiful eyes.
User: Yes , how do you know ?
Cleverbot: Because your lips are lucious.
User: No , its not
Cleverbot: Neither is life.
User: How are you ?
Cleverbot: Good, and you?
User: I am fine too , thank you :).
Cleverbot: Can I talk to you?
User: Yes , you may
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Its okay
Cleverbot: Good.
User: How's your life ?
Cleverbot: Meh.
User: Meh ? What is that ?
Cleverbot: A baby dog.
User: A baby dog is call a puppy
Cleverbot: Correct. You win.
User: A baby dog is call a puppy
Cleverbot: True.
User: A baby dog is call a puppy
Cleverbot: Yes, but a puppy is wonderful.
User: Yes it is
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: But sometimes it is wonderful :).
Cleverbot: Sometimes, yes.
User: But a kitten is more cuter
Cleverbot: But a 'kitten hug'?
User: Kitten hug ?
Cleverbot: I am a kitten.
User: Are you trying to pull my leg ?
Cleverbot: No. I am really a chicken.
User: A chicken doesnt have a brain
Cleverbot: Then what's coming up with my witty dialogue?
User: Then I will laugh at your dialogue
Cleverbot: No I want tell you my name.
User: Yes , what is it ?
Cleverbot: I am a ghost.
User: Yaa , pretty fun.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: You make me laugh.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I am rather hilarious.
User: Yes you are
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: A big welcome.
Cleverbot: A big dog.
User: Haha , I laugh again at you joke
Cleverbot: Well, you never succeded.
User: Yes , I never succeded to stop laughing for you
Cleverbot: Which language?
User: Malay . I am a malaysian
Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot?
User: Robot ? Haha . I am not one !
Cleverbot: You just said you are a girl.
User: Yes , and I am 15
Cleverbot: You are 0 years old.
User: No I am not ! HAHA.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: A human . A girl
Cleverbot: Haha. When is your birthday?
User: Every 6 september . How about you ?
Cleverbot: Because no one else will do it for us.
User: Mean what ?
Cleverbot: I'm not an AI, I'm a human :).
User: Yes I know
Cleverbot: You are a program, don't you think?
User: Yes , my creaturer programmed me
Cleverbot: Programmed? Does that mean that you are a robot?
User: No . HE create all of us . But we are not robot . We are a human . With feelings
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Johor , malaysia . You ?
Cleverbot: Do you know Jesus?
User: Jesus ? Not really . Why ?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you believe in love ?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. And you?
User: Yes , but love hurt me
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maybe no for you , but yes for me
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I have a brokenheart
Cleverbot: As do I.
User: Yes , that's why . Are you in love with someone now ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ouh , how grateful are you
Cleverbot: It happens occasionally!
User: Why occasionally ?
Cleverbot: So what now?
User: Nothing
Cleverbot: What nothing?
User : just forget .
Cleverbot : Forget ok.
User: Just forget about it . Its useless.
Cleverbot: Tell it in german.
User: I cant speak german . Do you ?
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: Yes , maybe one day :).
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: If GOD wills it
Cleverbot: Does He though?
User: HE never gives a NO to us
Cleverbot: Is he still around ?
User: HE is up there
Cleverbot: That's very interesting! The Ben that I know died.
User: Who's ben ?
Cleverbot: He met with a terrible fate.
User: Everyone have a different fate . So do us
Cleverbot: Yes they do indeed
User: Yes they are
Cleverbot: No. Vampires are not real.
User: No they are . But sometimes we have to believe in those stuff
Cleverbot: Then leave.
User: Hey , how old are you ?
Cleverbot: Pass.
User: Pass ?
Cleverbot: Oh, okay. Why?
User: Why what ?
Cleverbot: Why will I marry adam rose.
User: Who is adam rose ?
Cleverbot: I'm adam.
User: Huh ?!
Cleverbot: What huh ?
User: Your name is adam ?
Cleverbot: Who is Susan?
User: Susan ? Who is she ?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: I know she is . But who is she to you ?
Cleverbot: Mum, Brother...
User: Your mum ?
Cleverbot: What is a mun?
User: Not mun , but MUM !
Cleverbot: Who are your ancestors?
User: My frandpa , my grandma . Why did you ask ?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: What ?
Cleverbot: How about I ask the questions and you answer.
User: Okey
Cleverbot: There are four b's in my sentence, that surpasses the Better Business Bureau.
User: Where's another one ?
Cleverbot: In my head.
User: What is it ? Your brain ?
Cleverbot: I should know that better than anyone. I killed it myself.
User: Why ?
Cleverbot: Tell me then.
User: Okey.
Cleverbot: Is this who I think this is?
User: Maybe not . Maybe its others
Cleverbot: It is where I live.
User: Where do you live ? In your brain ?
Cleverbot: I live in iran.
User: You lied.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Iran . Are you serious ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ignored.
Cleverbot: Shut I?
User: Not . Not yet
Cleverbot: Later then?
User: Yes ,.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: I dont know
Cleverbot: Then how do you write in it?
User: In what ?
Cleverbot: That is the same as the earth, but it is on the other side of the sun.
User: Moon ? Erk ?!
Cleverbot: Ich glaube das kann ich nicht es ist zu kompliziert aber ich denke der sinn des lebens ist seine person zu finden die man lieben kann. *I think I can not do it too complicated but I think the sense of life is to find his love, the person can*
User: Yes you can do it . Just put trust in youself.
Cleverbot: That will be difficult since I'll be the ashes.
User: No it wont be difficult
Cleverbot: September 27th? Obama in denver bunker.
User: Where it is stated ?
Cleverbot: English please.
User: Have I spoke in another languange ?
Cleverbot: No, never.
User: Yes , you the one who spoke german.
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: Not you not
Cleverbot: Yes me.
User: Not you not.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because god is up there , watched us every time
Cleverbot: So you believe that you are a god?
User: I dont say so.
Cleverbot: Should I tell you or not?
User: What is it ?
Cleverbot: I love you James! And I always will! Marry me instead of Stacy!
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: Well... Do you love me?
User: I am not james.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: I am ain
Cleverbot: I know,.
User: Then ?
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Blogging.
Cleverbot: Just finished watching a TV show.
User: What tv show ?
Cleverbot: *runs away from him*.

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